brainstatic:

All day every day.

(Source: creatingaquietmind)

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

(Source: hoppip)

rory-story:

foreign-mind:

weedbrain:

tournesolmange-homme:

Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.

She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.

OMGGG CAN I HAVE U

I WANT A FUCKING DIK DIK

^^^ hmm

youknowyourebritishwhen:

eurovisionth0ngcontest:

girlkanye:

no seriously can someone explain whats in a ‘curlywurly’ and WHY WOULD YOU NAME SOMETHING THAT?!?!?!?

Chocolate and caramel. They’re nice but too chewy and quite frankly a complete bastard to eat. And the crumbs. OH GOD THE CRUMBS.

And have always been a cheap, affordable treat to buy with pocket money as a child. However if thy were too cold they’d be frozen solid and if they were too warm they’d just flop and melt.

My dick has the same problem.

(Source: pagancutie)

dailybreakingbad:

Doodled this in Chem today. Don’t hate i’m no artist.
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

g-ronkest:

Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button. Who watches porn and thinks “You know who would really enjoy this, my family and friends” 

cait-hickey:

I miss this era.

(Source: citywasaflame)