June 2013
2 posts
May 2013
12 posts
no seriously can someone explain whats in a ‘curlywurly’ and WHY WOULD YOU NAME SOMETHING THAT?!?!?!?
Chocolate and caramel. They’re nice but too chewy and quite frankly a complete bastard to eat. And the crumbs. OH GOD THE CRUMBS.
And have always been a cheap, affordable treat to buy with pocket money as a child. However if thy were too cold they’d be frozen solid and if they were too warm they’d just flop and melt.
My dick has the same problem.
Why do porn sites have a “Share to Facebook” button. Who watches porn and thinks “You know who would really enjoy this, my family and friends”
last scene of the breaking bad finale
- *walt gets shot in the head by hank*
- marie: good job hank u rock
- hank: JESUS CHRIST MARIE THEYRE NOT ROCKS THEYRE MINERALS
- *end credits*
April 2013
36 posts
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
FUCKING LOVE THIS OMG
Hello AFI. Didn’t forget you, I promise. I just moved on and waited for you to come back to me..
“I’m glad it’s a girl. And I hope she’ll be a fool - That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.”
—And the worst fool she can be is a fool who falls for a fool reading another man’s words..
“No amount of fire or freshness can challenge what a man can store up in his ghostly heart.”
—F.Scott Fitzgerald; The Great Gatsby (via fayeviolet)